hair too long
hair coloured
hair too fashionable
stubble
beard
having a 2 seater sports car
not wearing a jacket at the book study (the house had the central heating on all day, even in summer and with 15 people in there was roasting)
wearing an orange tie
correcting an MS (IQ < 100) who couldn't read a rota on whose turn it was to do the microphones
not doing enough hours in FS because I refused to spent 5 hours a month wasting time by walking instead of driving to places etc.